Squirrel Camp 2004 – Something to be experienced first-hand
This year was a great success in achieving both tasks, with more squirrels exterminated than in the last two years combined and coercing St. Louis and Milwaukee to put their breweries into overdrive. I came in my typical second place this year with 5 tree rats while Moore (of all people – sitting outside his cabin) won the squirrelly grail with a whooping 8! A grand feast of squirrel and dumplings, venison, wild hog and miscellaneous other goodies were had by all. Enough squirrels were left over that I brought back several meals worth. I’ve already cooked up a great stir-fry with veggies and wild rice for Santos and my roommate Matt (a virgin squirrel eater) that both enjoyed.
Part of my success was due to my use of a new round for me – a 3 ½ inch #6 round that packs a punch. Buyer beware: this shot kicks like a mule being mounted by an elephant. I got a good shot to the face, as well as Curt who got a good thump in the nose. This round is like shooting buck shot at dove; much more powerful than duck rounds. Although deceptively strong, everything that was shot at hit the ground.
Other news that might interest you was our arms and munitions testing around the campfire. We developed a blow log that consisted of an 8 foot tall hollowed out log standing upright in the blazing fire. The concept is simple – drop in a propane tank and stand back. Way back! We went through about a half dozen propane tanks with great success. An AR-15 was brought out with tracer rounds as well, which was incredible in the night sky. It’s amazing that everyone survived with limbs in tack, considering there were more explosions than a trip through Baghdad. And to think that half of us either have a Ph.D. or are well on our way.
Anyway, all are invited to next year’s festivities. Mark September 2005 on you calendar!





