Camera Man Wanted

JOB OF A LIFETIME
Needed: Experienced camera opperator
Must supply own equipment (salt tollerant, blood and water resistant a must)
Must not be squeemish at the sight of ones own blood and viscerous material

All applicants must be fleet of foot and know when to keep their mouth shut

Must not be opposed to being "the fall guy" in any and all legal matters

Must be willing to "taking one for the greater good of the team"*

Having a lawyer of judge in the family or in the pocket a strong plus

Bail and moving expenses not paid

Salary: Negotiable – negligible

Company Motto:

We believe the law to be interpreted leniently

Therefore we sometimes lean to one side of it and sometimes lean to the other.

* not limited to going home with the ugly girl or claiming sole responsibility for acts deemed socially unacceptable or treasonous