Shut er down boys, shut er down
OK boys, I think we need to slow this talk. I believe it is in our best interest not to mention the "deer" word or any of its derivatives, (to include but not limited to ... buck, doe, fawn, hoss, muy grande, cloven hoofed meat snake proprietor, fur covered meat wad, sausage component, wall hanger, bullet and/or arrow sponge, woodland stirfry, the meat that makes your heart beat, protein provider, bush beef, the other pork, "brown pigs", the sultan of sausage, the vendor of venison, the vessel of vittels, strap bearer, the mayor of tenderloin town, the poiprietor of pan fry, or the comptroller of callegen casings) until atleast mid August. You are making me feel a little bit bloody. I dont think I'll be able to concentrate till October if we dont slow it down now. I do not mean to stifle anyones free speach, but I feel that its a bit early. Also try to refrain from mentioning anything about "puttin one between the pump and the broiler room", thanks. Lets talk about fishing for another month or so.

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WELL ARE ANY OF YOU FELLAS NOT AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT DEER, OR DEER SEASON, DEER HUNTING, TRACKING, RATTLING, CALLING, SHOOTING. ANYTHING RELATED TO DEER HUNTING? APPEARENTLY CHRIS IS NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HOLD UP TO THE PREASURE OF DEER SEASON. NOTICE I AM TALKING ABOUT DEER SEASON. MAYBE THE THOUGHT OF THIS SCARES SOME, BUT PERSONALLY I WOULDNT MIND TALKING ABOUT DEER SEASON IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY. IN FACT I ENJOY THE FACT THAT THERE ARE GUYS OUT THERE THAT ARE WILLING TO TALK ABOUT THE UPCOMING DEER SEASON. i KNOW THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE WHILE TALKING ABOUT DEER EARLY IN JULY. IN FACT I THINK THIS WILL HELP ME BUCKLE DOWN AND CONCENTRATE ON MY PRIORITIES IN ORDER TO FURTHER ENSURE THAT I AM PREPARED AND FREE FOR DEER SEASON. ANY WAY I WAS JUST WONDERING IF ANY ONE ELSE IS NOT AFRAID.
Z HORNED TABLE FARE, DID YOU METION THAT ONE?
DEERDERVES?
HORNED HANK FILLERS
Wood, I'm not exactly scared, just realy nervous. You know how I get a bit nervy around the hot&heavy horn daddies, the doephukers and the grill fillers tend to get the ole heart pumpin fast. My concern is not for me but for the brown eyed vixens, the bush beaters, and the trunk rubbers. I'm concerned I may be a little bit too ready to start collecting Bambi, Bambis mom, dad, brothers and sisters, cousins and any distant relative and start craming and crow barin them all into my grill as the smoker fodder they are. You know convert the hornbearer into hornburger. I just fear this as you know, I tend to have a knack for attracting the law.
By the way, what the hell is a "HORNED HANK FILLERS"? Who is Hank? I think you are reaching a bit on that one.
HANK IS WHAT YOU PUT MEAT IN TO MAKE SAUSAGE, YOU KNOW CASING
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